The Official Nukem Enterprises Message Board's Second Saga
The Sign Ups Show Who Was Part Of The Saga This May Have Been The Last Saga!
The Saga was provided by Nukem Enterprises and Sim Creations And Blurred Visions and Puckdropper HIMSELF!!
The Posts Inluced:Nukem As Nukem and Nihil, Sk8er as Sk8er and Kaze, Jmb As Jmb, Retna as Retna, Puckdropper as HIMSELF
EveryOne as Pinky, Narf, Dr. Nishi, Satan, Pukem, And any others
This Saga has been dedicated to Benny because he is no longer coming to the message boards
Post 60 of this saga has made post of the day of january first 2002 i twas posted by me sk8er yippeee
Sign Ups Here!
-10:I'll participate. I was not present during the previous — Dr. Nishi Shimimoto, Mon Jul 23 23:30
episode. Unfortnately.
-9:I'm in — Puckdropper, Tue Jul 24 00:28
Your alternate self was, but before he went through his identity change, and became JMB...
-8:i'm in and now it's time for me to be ressurected — sk8er, Tue Jul 24 14:58
i'm in and now it's time for me to be ressurected
-7:i'm in just because my alternate ego is in — kaze, Tue Jul 24 14:59
-6:*I'm In! — Pukem, Tue Jul 24 04:24
>:P
-5:die evil pukem — sk8er, Wed Jul 25 17:38
-4:*I'm in! — Nukem, Tue Jul 24 22:47
-3:Nonsense. * — Dr. Nishi Shimimoto, Tue Jul 24 00:33
-2:Shut your fucking mouth! — kaze, Tue Jul 24 15:35
-1:*Stop attempting to talk to the enemy! — Nukem, Tue Jul 24 17:19
0:*I'm in! — Nihil, Mon Jul 23 22:43
The Nemb Saga 2
1:N.E.M.B saga 2! Nihil Mon Jul 23 22:42
anybody up for it? lets get everyone thats going to join in reply first saying
"i'm in" or something on that lines, once everyone thats joining enters in, we start,
late joiners must sign up before they post. (trust me it'll be easier in the end).
lets go for a new record! beating the old one!
(yeah i know there was already an attempt at another one but it bombed, lets make this one good
2:Saga Starts here. (story part) — Nihil, Tue Jul 24 01:08
so its like...
-NEMB saga 2 starts here
--join ups
---people
---people
---people
--saga start (of people who have joined)
---begining
----continuense
-----further continuence
-------ect
--------end.
3:*It starts here, huh? — Puckdropper, Tue Jul 24 03:06
4:*What Randy Beaman did* (yes this is the story part) — Nihil, Tue Jul 24 03:48
(the rest is just "sign up", it'll be easier on the archive)
Nukem: a long time ago in a galaxy far far a near, Randy ....
*cut to dancing migit*
Dancing Migit: lalalalala!!!
*cut back to nukem*
Everyone: Oh that's gross!
*retna barfs. Benny pukes himself to death*
Puckdropper: benny isn't very lucky is he?
Retna: no...
Nukem: Puckdropper, maybe you should lay of the cocai... errr. I mean WB.
Puckdropper: huh? what are you talking about?
Retna: you have to agee, that last part of the ''saga'' was well...
Pinky: wierd! *Na-hackem!*
Puckdropper: hey that's not what pinkey says!
Nukem: he was about to say it buy a karate chopped him in the throat.
Retna: that wasn't nice.
Nukem: it had to be done.
[puckdropper, how did you run around SBM when he was melted into the ground? ah, oh well]
[Nukem makes Nukem's Un-delete Program 3.2]
[Un-delete brings Benny back to life again]
JOBA: brehahaha! I shall destroy the ground with my new friend Jolly Green Gypsy! BREWHAHAHAHAHa!!!!
Everyone: nooooooo!!!
[ground starts to shake and I'm out of ideas....]
to be continued...
Puckdropper: uh, wait a second! we already went through this! why are we in the past!
Nihil: Yeah well it was so funny when i was reading it just before, i guess we got sucked back into time!
Dr Nishi: HI EVERYBODY!
Everybody: Hi Dr Nick!
Dr Nishi: Now this is a tragic problem with most programmers, and stupid people. The basic idea is that people get so ingrowsed in the past, they become it.
Nihil: Yeah, well i see you weren't "ingrowsed" in english!
Dr Nishi: Hey! i'm not the one typing this, you see the finger pointing is a common effect of...
[Nihil hits both Puckdropper in the head and Dr Nishi]
[as Dr Nishi falls unconcense he utters]: Goodbye EVERYBODY!
Nihil: Goodbye Dr LOSER!
Puckdropper: *gasp* Nihil! your on the evil side??? Why......[dazed]
Nihil: Because! you don't know what it's like always being good! I just want to be like bob saget! and Kevin Bacon! and Joba!
Puckdropper[still dazed]:What are you saying?? You can't be Nihil! he hates all those people!!
Nihil: I KNOW! I AM NUKEM!
[Nihils name changes back to Nukem]
Nukem: Ah! it's good to be back!
JMB: I told you Nukem was much better.
Nukem: Yeah i know. See if i would have stuck with Nihil I would have never hit Puck and Dr Nishi in the head, I could only do it as my true self! NUKEM! I can only be this mean as me.
Puckdropper [no longer dazed]: Good way to come back Nukem... but painful too...
[Darkness starts to cover the ground, quickly, in the darkness the world turns dark and evil]
Everyone [Not Dr Nishi, cause he's sleeping]: oh NO!
...To be continued, by the next poster!....
5:Re: *What Randy Beaman did* (yes this is the story part) — JMB, Tue Jul 24 10:32
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Retna: (drinking coffee) oh no!
Puckdropper: (startled) Wait... Retna where did you come from? you're dead!
Retna: What?
Dr. Nishi: (stirs as he awakens and groans) my head...
Retna: Hm. That's weird. I didn't know that.
Dr. Nishi: Wha...? (confused expression) Who...?
Nukem: uh-oh
Dr. Nishi: who ... (shakes his head) ... who am I?
Nukem: Dr. Nishi- er, I mean, your name isn't that it's-
Puckdropper: Yes it is- (Nukem hits Puckdropper) ahh.. no it's not
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(can't write more i have to go to work sorry =)
6:The story continues??? — Puckdropper, Tue Jul 24 14:43
*sk8er skates in and promptly hits a tree*
*sk8er dies*
Everyone: HAHAHA!
Retna: Gee I laugh pretty loud for a dead person.
Nukem: Yeah...who killed you?
Retna: I dunno...glad I'm not dumb enough to run into a tree and get killed, though.
*retna starts walking*
Nukem: Yeah good thing.
*retna walks into the tree sk8er hit*
*retna doesn't die, he's already dead*
Pinky: Narf!
7:wrong spot Puck... but oh well. — Nukem, Tue Jul 24 14:48
Nukem: die PINKY!!!
Pinky: NARRRRRFFFFFF!!!
[Nukem Chases pinky into the black evil darkness world]
[after two ours pinky is caught and gets his head ripped off]
[pinky dies]
[Nukem returns]
bringing us to the post i did... so post there.
:D
8:After all that talking and head smashing... — Nukem, Tue Jul 24 14:50
[a big monster comes up out of nowhere]
[it's Kevin Bacon Zombie]
(remember, we're in the past, all we did has been undone)
[Benny walks by and Kevin Bacon rips his head off and eats it]
Dr Nishi: Thats ok everybody! I can cure him. Just get me a hose, a rocket, some sand, and a wire.
Nukem: What are you going to do with that?
Dr Nishi: I'm going to bring this man back to life!
Puckdropper: Impossible! only the force can do that!
JMB: Yeah i know, what are you thinking! dummy.
[Dr Nishi shows all he has the force by killing KBZ]
Everybody: oooOOoooh
Nukem: But that didn't bring benny back to life!
Dr Nishi: Don't worry everybody!
[Does some stuff with the stuff mentioned before and brings bennny back to life... well sorta]
benny: ah, i feel.... i feel.....
JMB: what do you feel???
benny: i feel... i feel....
Nukem: repedative?
Benny: i feel... i feel....
Dr Nishi: He feels like he can't talk or get the words right.
Nukem: Whats so diffferent about usual. He never said anything anyway.
Everybody (Yeah there is a lot of talking at once): True.
[Back to the evil darkness covering the world.]
Retna: Look! it's my first speaking part in this post!, AND ITS THE EVIL TAKING OVER THE WOLRD! AND LOOK WHO'S LEADING IT!
[Everybody gasps when they see who's leading it..]
Retna: Oh no! it's PUKEM!
Everybody: ......
[Pukem kills benny by undoing what Dr Nishi did to him]
Benny: ahhhhh... *bloody garble*
JMB: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Nukem: Hurra- I mean... ouch thats gatta suck.
[Pukem begings to aproch the "good guys"]
Green Giant: Ho Ho Ho, GREEN GIANT!
...to be continued...
9:The ressurection — sk8er, Tue Jul 24 15:13
sk8er floats up to heaven while Nukem is laughing his head off.
Nukem:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(The laughter doesn't stop although Nukem dies of laughter.
As Nukem goes up he chucks a fax machine
Kaze walks in and gets hit in the head by Nukem's rage of flying fax machines.)
{As Kaze is dazed and confused Sk8er sees a portal while he is in heaven and skate boards his way back in to the domain of Puckdropper a.k.a. the universe except for mars.}
[this happens because sk8ers alter ego is paralyzed so he has time to step into the real world and stay in the real world at the same time as his alter and evil ego or now known as evilsk8er]
Sk8er(whenentering screams):NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
{This results in the death of pinky and his associate the brain also known as Puckdropper
Sk8er:oh yeah and puck i skate board not walk and pretend i am skate boarding and i don't skate meaning i don't roller blade
10:I am your evil twin now moron and.....OWWWdamn you nukem — Kaze, Tue Jul 24 15:15
11:More... — Puckdropper, Tue Jul 24 15:50
*Sk8er continues babbleing at Puckdropper, dead as he seems*
*Alas, Puckdropper's not dead. You can't kill the equivalent to a god*
Sk8er: and another thi---
*Nukem's fax machine hits him, knocks him back into the tree*
*Sk8er dies*
Nihil: What is that the tree of death?
Nukem: What is that the tree of death?
Nihil: What is that the tree of death?
Nukem: What is that the tree of death?
Nuhil: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*nukem/nihil keep on having their identity crisis*
*Chandra leavy pulls a resistant ben across the screen. Animaniacs theme song, very altered plays.*
*Retna runs after her, tries to push her into tree of death, but can't...he's not alive.*
Retna: I hate this being dead thing!
Dr Nishi: I'll help. *Attaches wire post to retna's dead head.*
Dr Nishi: Now Puck, call down a lightning bolt to hit the wire post.
*Puck calls a lightning bolt and hits the wire post.*
*Retna's electrocuted*
Everyone: HAHAHA
Retna: Hey! I still feel dead! *tries to push CL into tree*
Retna: Hey! I'm still dead!
Everyone: HAHAHA
Dr Nishi: Of course. Programmers are so stupid. Did you really think that'd bring you back? HAHAHAHA
12:Throws a couple more fax machines down.... — Nukem, Tue Jul 24 15:52
[Retna, having no physical power uses his mind to throw chandra leavy into the tree-ey]
Everybody: Hurrah!
[Sk8er comes back, trips on a rock and flies into the tree, dying again]
Puckdropper: Hurrah!
[Sk8er revives again]
Sk8er:I can't be killed anymore! I'm not wanted in heaven or hell, so they keep sending me back!
[Retna uses his mind on the tree, trying to destroy it, well it ends up it falls on sk8er, killing him]
Puckdropper: Hurrah!
[Sk8er Reserected]
Everybody: wtf!
Nukem: oh well.
[Jolly Green Giant comes out of the woods]
Jolly Green Gaint: Ho Ho Ho! I will crush you all!
FAFCBYNCM: Fast as fast can be you'll never catch me!
[Runs way, into the fallen tree of death, dying]
[Jolly green gaint steps on everybody killing them (Except Dr Nishi), then eats benny]
[Cut to Kaze and Pukem in the evil world]
Kaze: Hey Pukem! i'll Join your force too!
Pukem: Sure!
Kaze: cool! one more person and we could destroy all that is good in the world!
Pukem: Yes, but who will join us?
[Pukem leaves to see the good guys]
[Cut to good guys]
[Dr Nishi gets all the power of the force and reserects everybody.]
Everybody: Thanks dr Nick!
Dr Nishi: FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S NISHI! NOT NICK!
[Re-kills benny]
Benny {as dies}: DOH! *THUD*
Nukem: Oh no! Dr Nishi is evil!
Puckdropper: Pukem must have taken over him while we we're all dead!
Retna: oops, i crapped my pants!
JMB: ew.....
[Retna goes dancing around saying "Mush mush mush! brown poopy mush in my pants!!!"]
Nukem: Whatever.
Dr Nishi: I will destroy you all with my new partner, PUKEM!
Pukem: HEY! your MY partner!
Dr Nishi: But i have the force!
Pukem: But i had the idea!
Dr Nishi: But i got the brains!
Pukem: Everybody knows i'm the smartest person alive, even more than that of Puckdropper!
Dr Nishi: Nu-uh!
Pukem: uh-HU!
[This 5 year old's battle continues for about an hour]
[in the mean time the "good guys" race into the dark world, getting lost at a tome]
Sk8er: Lets enter!
Nukem: ok...
JMB: Isn't it going to be dangerous?
Benny [somehow alive]: Nah!
[Quickly races in, only to have a huge bolder from the roof fall down and land on his head, killing him]
Puckdropper: So what if it is?. lets get out of here.
[Pukem, Dr Nishi, and Kaze come running after them from behind!]
Sk8er: There is no where to go but in this tome!
Nukem: Damn!!!
[and with that they all run into the trap-infested tome...]
..to be continued...
13:in the tomb — sk8er, Tue Jul 24 16:28
Kaze:actually my brother the only way you can be killed is if your equivilant is killed at the same time as you as a double kill.
Sk8er:phew thats a relief Huh Puckdropper so Kaze can Puckdropper be killed.
Kaze:sure he can but it may take a while just like if you try to kill pukem and the only way nihil and nukem can be killed is the same as us.
Sk8er:What about Dr.Nishi?
Kaze:I don't know yet i will have to think about that.
Sk8er:Dr. Nishi you idiot you didn't revive Retna.
Dr. Nishi:Sorry everybody
Everybody:its okay dr.
dr. nishi:Nick
Kaze:Puckdropper was already killed he just doesn't want to admit it. He was killed with his equivilant which is pinky and i think we are going to need a mage pukem i don't know what is wrong with Dr. Nick over here because i don't know whos side he is on it is confusing me even though i do know everything.
(when kaze is done benny tries the unthinkable)
(and what is that well.........i have not thought of it yet but i will think of it noone else i will right it in my next post)
14:the unthinkable — sk8er, Tue Jul 24 16:33
(benny takes out a rocket launcher and points it at the big group of people having a conversation)
[the group includes:
sk8er, kaze, nukem, nihil, Puckdropper, Pukem, retna, Dr. Nishi or Dr. nick who ever he is.]
Everybody:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Benny fires but retna uses his mind to repel it and benny explodes from a rocket being thrown inside his body)
15:But what ever happened to being enemies? — Nukem, Tue Jul 24 16:52
[Pukem and Dr Nishi, along with Kaze, realize they are enemies with the good guys and start doing karate moves]
Nukem: I'll just use my moves i used on pinky!
[Large battle, in all the confusion Nukem, Nihil, and Pukem stand next to each other]
[Battle stops]
Retna: Ah! who is the good Nukem?
Puckdropper: I don't know!
JMB: They all look the same to me!
Sk8er: Uh... it's.... THIS ONE! I'm sure of it!
[Sk8er, instantly picking the wrong one.]
[Nihil Joins the good guys, Nukem and Pukem are on the same sides]
[Battle starts again]
[Nukem starts beating up Dr Nishi and Pukem, large confusion]
Sk8er: wtf! Why is Nihil (really Nukem) helping us?
Nihil (the thought to be nukem): I don't know, but all i know i will not hurt anything!
Puckdropper: That doesn't sound like our over violent Nukem!
[Rips Nihils head off]
JMB: IN THE NAME OF CHRIST! MAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Puckdropper: that wasn't Nukem! That was Pukem!
Sk8er: Then who is the real Nukem?
Retna: I'll use my mind to find out!, we'll kill the bad one.
Everybody: ok!
[Retna picks pukem to be correct nukem, which is wrong]
[Retna uses his mind to kill nukem]
Nukem: AHHHHHHHHHH!
[dies]
[Battle starts up again]
[Retna, JMB, Puckdropper, Sk8er, and Pukem run off into the tomb]
Dr Nishi: I will hunt you all down and kill you!
Kaze: Yeah! we'll get you guys some day!
[Kaze gets hit in the head with a fax machine.]
Kaze: what the... only Nukem throws fax machines when he dies! Pukems with them! we still have a chance at winning!
Dr Nishi: [Evil Laugh]
[Cut to good guys (and Pukem)]
JMB: We've been running for hours, and are totally lost.
Puckdropper: yeah i know [Leans on a statue, with opens a secret door]
Sk8er: hey! there is a huge room back here! it's like a big huge throne room!
[Pukem runs in front sitting on the throne]
[The ground starts to rumble...]
[All demons from hell teleport into the room]
Everybody (good guys): OH NO!!!!
[Good guys get weapons, retna gets sword, Sk8er gets skateboard, JMB gets shotgun, and Puckdropper gets a holy staff (that can caste magic and heal people). Pukem? he gets nothing]
[Puck uses the staff, attempting to cast a fireball attack, but accidentally heals. bringing Nukem Back to life]
Nukem: You idiots! you picked the two wrong people! It wasn't that HARD!
Good guys: Sorry....
Nukem: you better be!
[Pukem is surrounded by demons of hell, but teleports to Dr Nishi and Kaze]
[Cut to dr Nishi and Kaze]
Kaze: Pukem! your back!
Dr Nishi: I assume you destroyed the good guys?
Pukem: Not exactly but there is so many demons there, they have no chance of ever escaping!
Kaze: good work pukem!
Pukem: Thank you!
[Cut to good guys, about to do battle with over 1000 demons]
Retna: none of us are going to make it out of this battle you know...
JMB: sure we will!
Puckdropper+: and plus i can always heal you, as long as i have this staff, i get a "+" next to my name saying that i can.
Nukem: cool.
[Nukem gets Rocket Launcher]
Nukem: cooler!
Sk8er: Thats no fair! i got a skateboard!
Puckdropper: Searves you right!
Sk8er: why?
[Demons come into attack, and the battle rages on]
...to be continued..
16:puckdropper is dumb — sk8er, Tue Jul 24 17:06
sk8er:Puckdropper you idiot when you brought back nukem you brought back nihil now everyone is alive even benny seeing that i don't know if he dies or not
(sk8er picks up a ar34)
sk8er:this is sweet man i got the best gun
Benny:where is pinky
(cut to bad guys)
(pinky appears)
Pinky:narf
all bad guys:is that all you say
pinky:narf
[pinky is now to be known as narf just like the lil rascal all he said was uh huh and that is what they called him]
17:The bad guys get fed up with narf and kill him. — Nukem, Tue Jul 24 17:17
[cut to good guys]
Nukem: that rod's heal isn't very good.. it'll just keep setting us back!
Puckdropper+: yeah i know, but how am i going to bring people back to life?
JMB: you could always type them in.
Retna: I can't, cuz i'm dead!
Sk8er: that must suck.
Retna: it does. i want to be alive again!, why when everyone else is revived i'm not!
JMB: because you weren't killed in the Saga, you got killed a while ago.
Retna: oh.
Nukem: Well we could always try, i mean, everyone is alive again anyway.
[Nihil runs away, never to be seen again]
Puckdropper+: GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
[Retna is alive now]
[staff breaks, now can no longer heal...]
Nukem: Oh no! how are we supposed to heal people now!
Sk8er: I dunno!
Retna: And there is this big battle about to happen!
Puckdropper: We must use something religious or magical!
JMB: We must stop yelling!
Nukem: Oh ok, sorry.
...to be continued....
18:the miracle — sk8er+, Tue Jul 24 18:23
sk8er+:itscuhusha kumyayayaya kumbiyaya itsimbuyakahaimlaka haim
Nukem:what the hell
[everything stops all movement and breathing everybody looks up and sees a bright white light and everyone sees that retna is still dead and then the light goes toward retna and puck everyone moves away from them and then puck gets a new staff and retna is alive then the rest of the light goes to benny and no benny is partially immortal which is now known because a fax machine flies toward benny and]
Benny:oww nukem would you stop
everyone:holycrap sk8er is a holy miracle man
Puckdropper(amazed):sk8er that was cool
sk8er:your staff is even more power full and now the nemb force is ready to fight the evildemons
19:...and so the battle begins... — Nukem, Tue Jul 24 18:42
[a demon jumps out, sk8er wields his miracle staff and sends a holy blast of might right through it killing it. then spins around an impailes a baron of hell right through the head, does a back flip and breaks an imps neck. Jumps striaght up into the air doing a 360 degree type kick, injuring any demons near him. Then he uses some more staff power, he takes the staff and summons the holy light, which ravages the evil demons until they are nothing but bloody ooz. 3 demons come out in a pack and sk8er swings at then, triple decapitation.]
Sk8er: woe! this is awesome!
[Satan himself comes up and rips sk8ter in half, and then breaks the staff.]
[Sk8er dies]
[Puck revives sk8er]
Sk8er: thanks.
[Gets killed again, cause he got no powers of the staff no more]
[Nukem stands on the throne shooting bazooka blasts into the battle, blasting hordes of demons back to hell. Just explosions blowing everywhere. Demon after demon they fall.]
[Puck is using all his power to keep the group healed and at full vitality, also doing some cool moves with the staff, like lightning moves and stuff]
[Retna just hacks and slashes and hacks and slashes and hacks and slashes and hacks and slashes and hacks and slashes, one after another the demons fall, sliced right in half.]
[JMB goes piont blank to the demons head with the shotgun blowing them off, this continues for the whole battle]
..the battle rages on like this for hours...
[Everyone is standing in blood soaked clothing and there is blood and demon parts everwhere]
{Good guys win the battle}
Goodguys: hurray!
Nukem: that was cool.
Puckdropper: sure was
JMB: what ever happened to sk8er?
Puckdropper: well i tried to revive him but he got killed right away again, so i just left him
JMB: oh ok.
Retna: hey! whats over there?
[they all look]
...to be continued...
20:Oh no! It's Saytan! — Retna, Tue Jul 24 19:15
Everyone: Who?
Retna: SAYTAN!
Nukem: You mean Satin don't you?
Retna: No! Saytan! The powerful and almighty leader of
the legions of HEHLLL!
JMB: I thought we kylled all the dehmons?
Retna: Wait a min...
*EVERYONE LOOKS AT PUCKDROPPER!*
Nukem: YOU RESERECTED HIM DIDN'T YOU!!!
Puckdropper: NO NO! I DIDN'T! I'M NOT A BAD GUY!
*Everyone looks at Puckdroper with hayte in their eyes*
...To be continued...
21:the revolution continues — sk8er, Tue Jul 24 20:02
sk8er(in a voice that comes from up above):puckdropper did not revive him he is retna's counter part or evil twin so when Retna came back so did satan. of course i did not know this until i went up to heaven.
e.t.:this is a weird happening when i came here i think i will be going now
(sk8er revives himself seeing that he cannot die unless kaze is killed with him and he hits et and et dies)
Puckdropper:i am saved from being killed thanks sk8er
sk8er:no problem Puck
(the staff sk8er had appears back in his hand and benny is living in good health for now)
[cut to bad guys]
(they are making narf a whole new person)
dr. Nishi:don't worry narf you won't feel a thing until i shove this down your throat now the most rewarding part is when they made me part of the evil squad
22:ET sucks, but this post doesn't! — Nukem, Tue Jul 24 20:18
[Cut to goodguys]
Saytan: BREWHAHAHAHAHA!! I will destroy you all! First you Puck!
Puck: NOOOOO!!!
[Saytan kills Puck]
Saytan: HAHAHA! who's next????
[Puck revived, cause of evil good thing]
Puckdropper: ME!
Saytan: ???? ....ok.
[Saytan kills puck, but also sends him down to hell]
[Puck is revived, but cause he's in hell. he can't get back for a while]
Retna: Oh no!
Nukem: Oh no!
JMB: Oh no!
Sk8er: Oh no! the plot is too confusing!
[Saytan starts approching the group....]
[Cut to bad guys]
Bad guys in huddle: hehe, thats going to be awesome, hehe.
[Loud booming sound of Saytan echo through the halls]
Dr Nishi: who was that everybody?
Pukem: I don't know dr ni-shi!
Kaze: I'll go investigate...
[Kaze runs down the hall way...]
[a few minutes later...]
Kaze (in distance): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Bloody garble*
Dr Nishi: what was that everypukem!
Pukem: Stop talking like that!, and i don't know!
Dr Nishi: Ok..... everybody!
[Cut to good guys]
Goodguys: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Nooooo!!! Saytan!!!! ahhhhh
....to be continued....
23:satan's end? — sk8er, Tue Jul 24 21:15
The Chicken Guy:You gotta love the chicken
everyone:shutup asshole
(bluckclewsound of head being crushed of chicken guy)
the annoying chicken man:nooo i can't have anymore of McDonald's chicken sandwiches
sk8er:the shotgun jmb has should help you their chiken sucks anyway
(jmb blows his head off?)
chicken guy:i cannot die until i eat chicken acn you understand what i am saying
(sk8er finally uses the ar34 and doesn't let go of the trigger until the body disappears)
sk8er:we can't under stand you now dead fuck
sk8er:retna get near satan you must sacrifice yourself
retna:i would rather not but that is fine that as soon as me and him die it will be over
sk8er:well we hope it ends
(retna gets next to saytan as the good guys get ready)
retna:saytan lets get these guys before we die(he looks at the good guys and does a little wink wink)
saytan:sure lets
sk8er:i must chant hiaumaga slyama shisko islanada origana ifastanda istanganda
(then a blackness comes over the scene of the battle which they are not in the throne room they are now in a grave yard which is one of the seven gates to hell but the only one who knows it is saytan. all the good guys fire their weapons and Puckdropper and Sk8er do their little chants and then the demons arrive from the gate and sk8er lets out a huge blast Puck follows with a blast of his own and wipes out the demons and it seems to be satan and retna are dead for now)
(but little do they know saytan took retna into the gate and here retna won't have to be killed just saytan but here saytan can use the full extent of his power)
what will happen to the nemb force to find out stay tuned to the nemb board to see the next exiting post on the nemb2 saga
24:the next exiting post on the nemb2 saga — Nukem, Tue Jul 24 21:37
Sk8er: PUCK YOU TRAITOR!
Puckdropper: What??? what you just said i wasn't!
Sk8er: WELL I CHANGE MY MIND!
[Sk8ers head spins around and he spits up pee soup]
Nukem: Screw this!, Who's coming with me?
JMB: me, this is just too wierd.
[Nukem and JMB heads back for home, but gets lost in the tomb]
Puckdropper: Oh crap...
[Cut to Retna and Saytan]
Retna: why are you so mean?
Saytan: Cause i want to!
Retna: But why???
Saytan: ...it's just these earges i get...
Retna: and where do they come from?
Saytan: I dunno, i think thier from god...
Retna: lets talk about feelings..
[Retna turns into Oprah, and Saytan realises he has been tricked]
Saytan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
[Cut to REAL RETNA]
Retna: where the hell am i?
Retna: Ha! I paused as if waiting for an answer
Retna: Why am i talking to myself?
Retna: lalalalalala
[Retna's "lalala"'s echo throughout the paralell dimensions walls]
[Cut to Nukem and JMB]
Nukem: there is so much cutting in this post, my head hurts.
JMB: only one person to blame for that...
Nukem: yeah sk8er, he was the one that made the plot so damn confusing!
JMB: ...er... yeah... do you know where we are?
[JOBA appears]
JOBA: MUHAHAHAHAHA! PETTY FOOLS! I will destroy you!
Nukem: Well who didn't see this coming?
JMB: me!
Nukem: Well that's cause you weren't in the first one, remember that time travel in the starting post?
JMB: oh yeah, and HEY! i was in the first one!
Nukem: Yeah but you didn't post, so you wouldn't know, only the posters and readers would.
JOBA: WILL YOU SHYT YP!
Both JMB and Nukem: wtf?
Nukem: why are you talking like Retna?
JOBA: Don't Make me Kyll you!
JMB:... uh oh... Retna?
[Cut to sk8er and Puck]
Puckdropper: what are you talking about traitor?
Sk8er: you know what i'm talking about!
Puckdropper: But it's just us left here, we HAVE to work together!
Sk8er: DIE GOOD GUY SCUM!
Puckdropper: ????????
[Sk8er uses skateboard to kill Puck]
Sk8er: Now I will send you to the paralell dimension!
Puckdropper: NOooooooOoooOOoooOOoo....
[Goes into paralell dimension]
Sk8er: Now that nobody is here i shall reviel my true name! My name is....
[Cut to puck]
Puckdropper: AHhhhhhhHHhhh....
*Thud* [ Puck lands on the ground]
Puckdropper: retna? is that you?
Retna: yes.
Puckdropper: what is this place?
Retna: I dunno
Puckdropper: oh
[Cut to JMB, Nukem, JOBA]
[Bob Saget appears]
Nukem: what the hell???
JMB: I don't know! why are all the horrors of yesteryear coming back?
Nukem: I don't know, but RUN!!!!!
[Cut to Saytan]
Oprah: I think your problem is that you don't express yourself emotionally...
Saytan: that is!
[Saytan breaks Oprah in half, she goes to purgatory]
Saytan: Ha! my plan is working! for all good guys that go to the paralell dimension, a new evil comes to the real world! So Retna has become JOBA in the real world but remains himself in the parralell dimension, Puck has become bob saget *chuckle*, but remains Puck in the parallel dimension!
[Cut to JMB and Nukem]
...to be continued....
25:Suddenly... — Retna, Tue Jul 24 22:03
From beyond the dark horizon a giant phantom black hole appeared.
{IN PARALELE DIMETION}
RETNA: OH NO! THAT BLACK HOLE WILL SWOLLOW REALITY ITSELF! ALONG WITH THE PARALEL DIMENTION!
*Loud laugh echos through the dimetion!*
Loud Laugh: HAHAHAHAHA!! IT IS US!! Bob Saget, JOBA, Saytan
Dr Nishi, Pukem, and Kaze!!! WE HAVE JOINED FORCED TO FORM...... CAPTAIN BLACK HOLE!!!!
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Black Hole: HAHAHA! ALL WILL BE DESTORYED!!
Nukem: But wait! Won't you be destoryed then too????
Black Hole: no. i won't.
JMB: yes you will
Black Hole: no i won't
sk8er: you are a black hole
Black Hole: you are sick. now I will destory you all.
...To be continued...
26:Ah... — JMB, Tue Jul 24 22:26
Retna: hold on guys I'll take care of this (takes his guitar and amp out) (starts to play but can't)
JMB: You said you could play the guitar ???
Retna: I assumed I could! (throws guitar to the ground)
Nukem: there's no time! look!
Retna: (hits Nukem in the face)
Nukem: hey!
Retna: I don't know why I did that...
(to be continued)
27:All right!! ENOUGH! — Pukem, Tue Jul 24 22:31
Pukem: All right!! ENOUGH! It's true! I'm Nukem AND Nihil!
Nukem: What ???
Pukem: Think about it you fools! Why is it that Nukem is never around when I am?? Why do we look the same?
Nukem: I had never thought of it that way... wow, it's true!
Pukem: And now... you will all pay...
Retna: Where did you guys come from?
Puckdropper: Nukem, stop talking to yourself, you're not funny.
Pukem: I'm not Nukem, I'm Pukem
JMB: Knock it off Nukem we really DON'T have time for this!
28:If i could, i would jump off a bridge (totally irrelavant) — Nukem, Tue Jul 24 22:44
(and not true)
Nukem/Pukem: We have all the time in the world! I'm typing this, remember how long it took that battle with the demons to start! It was like 3 huge posts... so shut it!
Retna: hey! you don't tell me to shut it!
[Sk8er whips out his guitar and his steel pick *yes steal*]
[Sk8er plays... uh, POWER CHORD!]
Nukem/Pukem/Nihil: AHHHHHHHHH!!! my ears!
Retna: wow! i'm impressed. i wish i could play that good!
JMB: what are you talking about? that sucks!
Retna: You heard me play, think twice before you speak.
Sk8er: hahahahahaha! (cause i have no speaking part)
Nukem: WAIT!
[Throws the amp at Saytan, where did he come from? well he's not there... but it... uh...., back to the story]
Nukem: We HAVE been at the same spot together! don't you remember that post! You bafoons kept picking the wrong person!
Everybody: oh yeah!
Sk8er: but, the black hole, fused all of you together.
...what can seperate the personalitlies of nukem?...
...to be continued....
29:I'm going home — JMB, Tue Jul 24 22:51
JMB: I can't follow this. you guys are on your own (goes home)
Nukem: Yes - No - Maybe - I don't know
Puckdropper: (shakes Nukem) listen to yourself, man!
Pukem: yes sir, no sir ??? hot dog
Retna: the black hole has killed Marcel! MARCEL!!!!! (jumps at the black hole)
Puckdropper: Wait! Nukem has gone crazy he is talking nonsense!
(everyone surprised by Retna's ferocity as he attacks the black hole, and sadly, gets crushed)
Puckdropper: (blinks) who's Marcel?
30:Marcel, car, disk, drive, fly, black hole!!!!!!!! — Nukem, Tue Jul 24 23:13
Click here if your completely lost in the NEMB, (Pictoral representation of what has happened)
and then the text i wrote for the link
Puckdropper: stop it!!!!
Nukem: ok ok i'll...
Pukem: continue to babble for
Nihil: the good of the people!
Sk8er: hey all our names except Pucks, are the same length.
Nukem: Wow your
Pukem: stupid!
Nihil: Don't hurt me!
Puckdropper: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Retna: my name is the same length too! Puck you weirdo!
Sk8er: hey! your dead no talking!
Retna: I've done it before and i'll do it again!
Nukem: Well
Pukem: Hey jerks, have you ever....
[Cut to dancing migit]
Dancing Migit: dododododdoododo!
*Applaus*
[Cut back to people]
Puckdropper and Sk8er: ewwwwww...
*Nihil barfs* *Nukem Laughs*
Retna: hey! you did the dancing migit thing again hurray!
Sk8er: Will you just shut uP????
Retna: no!
Sk8er: yes!
Retna: no!
Sk8er: yes!
Retna: no!
Pukem: yes!
Sk8er: no!
Sk8er: DOH!
FAFCBYNCM: fast as fast can be! you'll never catch me!
[Nukem reaches for FAFCBYNCM, and gets him by the antlers]
Nukem: Liar!
[FAFCBYNCM uses some magical power and splits Nukem/Pukem/Nihil in 3 different people, thats right! Nukem, Puhil, and Nikem!]
Everybody (except Puhil and Nikem): OH NO!
[Enter green gaint]
Green Giant: Ho Ho Ho I'm irrelavent!
Nukem: What the cheesey cheese of cheese?
Everbody: ?????
[Enter gary coleman]
[Gary coleman does some karate moves and walks away]
Gary Coleman: What you talkin' bout gaint?
Green Gaint: ????? Ho ho's! (the snack)
[Exit Gary Coleman and Green Gaint, frolicalling out of the screen]
[Nikem and Puhil run away into the back hole, fusing with it]
Puckdropper: lets get out of here!
[Nukem steals Sk8er's skateboard and rides off]
Sk8er: well that sucks.
Sk8er: I think we sho-
Puckdropper: BzzzZZZzzZZZZZzzzZZZzz!!!!!! eat chainsaw! BzzZZZzzzzZZZzz
Sk8er: will you stop spitting all over the place and shoving your hand at me!
Puckdropper: sorry...
Puckdropper: we have to get out of here!
[Sk8er gets sucked into black hole, urinating in a circular motion as he gets sucked in]
Puckdropper: ok! i have to get out of here.
[Puckdropper runs to JMB's house]
...to be continued....
31:Do you challenge my power? — Dr. Nishi Shimimoto, Wed Jul 25 00:17
Dr. Nishi: Very well... Attempt to penetrate my defence of 20 guard monkeys!
Black Hole: What?
Dr. Nishi: That's right.
sk8er: DIE!! (rushes at Dr. Nishi)
Dr. Nishi: (watches as monkeys tear him to shreds) it is apparant that it is impossible for one group to defeat the other; this is a stalemate, gentlemen. No one is the victor. (Puckdropper brings him back to life)
(Monkeys turn on Dr. Nishi, and eat him)
Dr. Nishi: Noooo!!!! You too, Marcel?
pukem: Ha-ha!
Nikem: (hits Pukem) stop hitting yourself
Nukem: ow.
Puhil: what the?
Black Hole: FOOLISH MORTALS
(everyone trembles with fear)
32:I'm lost in the woods... — Nukem, Wed Jul 25 00:37
Nukem: Ah! I'm skateboarding in the woods! how pleasent...
Rock: whatchit!
Nukem: huh?
[Hits rock and goes flying into tree... that tree just so happens to be...]
Tree of Evil: BREWHA! why have you hit me!
Nukem: Stupid rock made me.
Rock: what? i didn't do that!
Nukem: yes you did!
[And with that the tree kills the rock, Nukem runs away, to JMB's house]
[Cut to JMB's House]
JMB: how do you all know where i live?
Puckdropper: I know everything remember?
Pukem: And i know even more than you!
JMB: how did you get here?
Pukem: I dunno, some dancing migit directed me here..
Retna: Mr Migit!!!!
[Runs in direcetion of migit]
[Retna and migit dance together. to the song..]
Mushy mush mush mush! i got poopy mush in my pants!
Retna: and it's true too!
[Nukem makes it to JMB's only to be horrified of Retna's dancing...]
[Cut to black hole]
Black hole: i am a black hole, yet I speak, how realistic! I will find you all and make bread and butter with your bones! YUM!
...to be continued...
33:Then — Puckdropper, Wed Jul 25 00:56
Black Hole: HAHAHAHA
*Black Hole teleports to Northern La Salle county in Illinois,
only to be eaten by a hungry tornado.*
Tornado: Ooops! *Spits out Black Hole, disapates.*
*Black Hole gets thrown to MV, CO* [Yes, JMB it's an abbreviation for your town...]
*Black hole lands at ben's house*
*ben gets sucked in, dies*
Nukem: Oh no! You killed benny!
JMB: I'll just have to upgrade to FAT32...
Puckdropper: Saved me once...
-=The Saga continues...=-
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34:Benny reserrected.... — Nukem, Wed Jul 25 01:04
Benny: I'm alive! OoooOOoh! Shamrice!
[Benny eats and washes hair with it.]
Benny: Bleh, i don't feel so good...
[Pukes up his instestines and dies]
JMB: You know, i thought we almost had all the ingredients right to make it so it's not fatal!
Nukem: Oh well back to the drawing board.
[Retna continues to dance with the migit]
Retna: Mushy in my poopy pants! i like poopy! you do too! POO POO POO Pacho!
Sk8er: Will someon shut him up?
Puckdropper: No problem!
[Hits retna with frying pan]
Retna: I'm the baby got to love me!
Nukem: Noooo!!! now he's singing that song from that damn horrible show the dinosaurs!
JMB: only one thing can stop this....
...to be continued....
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35:& More — Puckdropper, Wed Jul 25 01:17
retna keeps babbling*
JMB: Cheepppppppppppaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!! *hits retna with a pound of Shamrice*
Retna: uuuuuuuahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *Retna sees the stalking leavy, gets shot, dies*
*Cut to court Room, Shamrice, Inc. is being charged with the accidental death of Benny.*
*babble...cut to the chase*
Shamrice Lawyer: You see, the Benny that ate the Shamrice was a machine. Being a machine, it should have never eaten the Shamrice. It says right here on the package: *Holds up Shamrice package* Not for Machines named Benny.
Judge Jeff (He failed as a commander, so they gave him an easier job.): And this Shamrice, is it edible?
Shamrice Lawyer: Yes. Would you care to try some?
Judge Jeff: I have such an urge, yes.
Shamrice Lawyer: We'll give you a free sample package.
*Judge Jeff tries it, likes it, signs endorsement contract, retires from court*
*Cut to TV Studio*
Judge Jeff: ...and so since this product is so good, I have given it my full endorsement. Go and get some today, you never know when you want wash your hair and eat it too.
Director: Cut! That's a wrap!
Mummy: Yes?
time to get back on track!
36:HELP ME!!!! I'M STUCK ON THE TRACK!!!! — Nukem, Wed Jul 25 01:26
[train is aproching]
[this doesn't fit into the story so i'll stop with it]
[Mummy gets warped into black hole]
[Black holes starts sucking up all evil in the world into it]
Puckdropper: Hey! this is great! There is so little evil in th-
Sk8er: Oh crap. {not exact quite}
Nukem: IT'S THE BLACK HOLE!
[Retna hits Nukem]
Retna: WELL DUH!, and this time i had a reason!
JMB: We can't run anymore! we must fight it!
Benny: I'll use my skillz to destroy it.
[Benny attacks it... spits out all evil in the world and then dies]
[Evil in the world surrounds the group]
[suddenly they are teleported to the set of Teletubies]
...to be continued...
37:[Sips on some coco] — Nukem, Wed Jul 25 01:40
Retna: I'm in heaven!
[Starts doing the poopy poopy mush mush song and dance with the teletubies]
everyone else: AHHHHHHH!!!!
Nukem: this is good coco.
...to be continued...
38:Just then — Retna, Wed Jul 25 14:41
Tinky Winky runs out!
Everyone but Retna: AHHHHHH!
Retna: Ooooo! Tinky! My friend!
*Retna dances his poopy dance with Tinky and the migit*
Little does Retna know that while he dances Tinky is summoning the ancient power of Barney and PBS to transform him into a teletubbie himself!
TinkyWinkyRetna: I love you all!
Matt Shepard: Do you love me?
TinkyWinkyRetna: OH YES i DO!
*TinkyWinkyRetna and MattShepard Kiss Passonitly!*
Good Guys: Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Good Guys: WE MUST SAVE RETNA FROM HIS HORRID FATE!!!
....To be continued..
39:Whats happening... — Sk8er, Wed Jul 25 16:59
sk8er:everyone has two sides to them it is usually a good side and a bad side but at other times it is not and when your opposing side becomes reality the two sides are the same person and the only way to kill them is to kill them both at the same time because they are the same being just that like in south park with the alternate world your opposing side lives in a paralell world
to be continued..
40:[Scratches head] — Nukem, Wed Jul 25 17:17
Nukem: Huh?
JMB: yeah, i'm thorrowly dumbfounded
TinkyWinkyRetna: I'd say that again! hehe!
[Goes off again with the poopy mush song]
Chandra Leavy: I thought i killed you!
Nukem: where did she come from?
TinkyWinkyRetna: NOOOOOOOOO!!
[She shoots and kills TinkyWinky, not TinkyWinkyRetna.]
TinkyWinkyRetna: THAT WAS MY ONLY FRIEND!
Dancing Migit: Hmph!
TinkyWinkyRetna: And you too mr migit!
[Migit starts to dance happily]
[Everybody starts doing the tinkywinkyretna got mush mushy poopy in his pants]
Sk8er: STOPPP!!!
Everybody {But sk8er}: Lalalalalala! {Baby garble}
[Puckdropper stops]
Puckdropper: This may work in our advantage!
[Turns into a teletubie]
Puckdropper: we just kill the black hole, thats all the evil sides. {baby garble}
Sk8er: yeah but...
[Turns into the sun]
Sk8er: {baby garble}
...how will our hero's save the day?....
...How will they get out of teletubie form?...
...Buy Shamrice today!...
---==[To be continued]==---
41:tellitubies be gone — sk8er, Wed Jul 25 21:04
sk8er:this is not happening i am not gonna be no tellitubby any longer aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[huge lights flash all around not the regular lights i mean irregular lights coming from no where all around sk8er his hair turns yellow then gold and then a force field of a yellow glow]
sk8er:ccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[a huge yellow beam flies at the black hole and then the black hole becomes split up into all the different evils]
everyone:sk8er is a ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mamamamama-monsterrrrrrrrrrrrrr
to be continued
42:There is only one thing that can destroy this monster.... — Nukem, Wed Jul 25 23:17
Nukem: leave it to sk8er to complicate the matter.
Puckdropper: True.
Nukem: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THAT WORD!!!
Puckdropper: oh sorry, Tru.
Nukem: thats better.
JMB: AHEM! we have a huge evil monster of sk8er that will undoughtably crush and kill us all with his mighty power so great it's al-
TinkywinkyRetna: AHHHH MY HEAD!! STOPPPPPP!!!!!
[TinkyWinkyRetna becomes PainInTheHeadRetna]
PainInTheHeadRetna: Oh man! this is worse than tinky winky retna! i liked being a teletubie!
Everybody: .........
Anime Style Sk8er: BREWHAHAHA! I have inherited the force! now i will destroy you all!
Puckdropper: I thought the force was good?
Nukem: Thats it! one more out burst like that and it's back to the parallel dimension with you!
Puckdropper: You can't do that!
Nukem: ....I know, but i can PRETEND!
[Does some hand gestures and says "ooOOoooOOOooh"]
Puckdropper: Stop it!
Nukem: ok ok....
[Walks over by benny, who hasn't said anything for a long time]
Benny: Hi Nuke.
Nukem: Hi.
[Force ball from Anime Style Sk8er kills benny]
Nukem: oh well.
[Walks over to PainInTheHeadRetna]
PainInTheHeadRetna: Hi Nuke
Nukem: Hi.
[Force ball from Anime Style Sk8er kills PainInTheHeadRetna]
Nukem: tuff break
[Walks over to JMB]
JMB: Oh NO YOU DON't!!!
[Runs away]
Nukem: What was that about?
Puckdropper: anyway there is only one thing that can destroy this monster....
[Puck Falls to his knees]
Puckdropper: WE NEED FAT64!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nukem: Fat64??? It's Impossible! Can't be done!
Puckdropper: You see, Sk8er is being fueled NOT by the force, but that of Fat32. We need something of the power of Fat64 would be to destroy him
JMB: but how do we make FAT64?
Puckdropper: With the force of course!
Nukem: But wheres the force?
...to be continued....
43:ah hah away to get me back to normal — sk8er, Thu Jul 26 16:02
anime sk8er:hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Nukem:damn anime it poisons the mind
[there is a big flash of light and sk8er becomes his regular sorceror self]
sk8er:that feels better
Puckdropper:that is true
Nukem:That is it Puck you asked for it Sk8er please do the honors
Sk8er:umgachacka
[Puckdropper goes straight to the paralell dimension and Retna is hit upside the head with a thousand frying pans]
JMB:Man that must hurt and it sucks to be retna
Benny[alive and well again]:well it sucks to be Retna more than it sucks to be me
[retna tries his mind power to over come the matter but because he is so retarded he can't do anything but just act like a retarded monkey]
to be continued
44:*OOOo oooo ooooo!!!! bannanannanana!!!!!!* — Retna, Thu Jul 26 23:35
Retna: OO OOO OOO OOooo ooo oo o!!! bNANANA!!! GIVE GIVE!!!
...This retardedness to be continued...
45:OOo oOO OOOO Ooo ooOOOooo!!!! Where banana!!!!! — Retna, Thu Jul 26 23:46
REtna: GIVE GIVE! NEED BANANA!!! GIVE OR ME KYLLLL!!!! BAAAAAAA BAAAAAA!!!!
*Mr. Peepers appears!*
Mr Peepers: BAAA BAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
...To bee conntinued...
46:More retardedness.... — Nukem, Fri Jul 27 20:40
[Sk8er gives Retna a banana]
Retna: MINE!!! BAAAAAAAA!!!!
[Rips sk8ers arm off when takes bannana]
Sk8er: ahhh!! my arm!!!
Mr Peepers: BAAAAAAA!!!
[Rips sk8ers other arm off]
Sk8er: AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Matt Shepard: lalalalala
[Rips sk8ers legs off]
Sk8er: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Retna: yum! bananna!
[Bites Sk8ers head off]
Sk8er: ......
Retna: MUhahahahaha-BAAAAAAAAAA!!! BAAAAAAAA!!!! BAAAAAAA!!! BANANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Everyone is at aw of the power of the bananna]
47:*BAAAAAAA!!! BAAAA!!!! OO O OOAHH HAO HAOOOO!!! — Retna, Fri Jul 27 21:09
...To be continued...
48:[Frying pan meets Retna's face] — Nukem, Sat Jul 28 15:18
Retna: hi frying pan
Frying Pan: hello. lets play a game
Retna: ok
[Frying pan beats retna]
Retna: that was fun... let me show you one of my games...
Retna: BAAAAAAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Frying pan shivers]
Retna: BAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAAA BAAAAANNNNNNAAAAAAAANNNNNNNAAAA!!!!
[Rips frying pan to peices]
Frying Pan: AHHHHH!!!!
Nukem: what does this have to do with the saga?
Puckdropper: I don't know.
JMB: I'm not here.
Retna: banana?
[Retna becomes BannanaRetna]
Nukem: hmph.
BannanaRetna: BBAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
...unfortunatly this bannananess is to be continued...
49:Suddenly the Pikachu Team rushes in!!! — Retna, Sat Jul 28 18:36
Pikachu Team: PIKACHU!!! I CHOOSE YOU!!!!
*Blinding flash of light and ball go spinning through the air!!*
Nukem Team: I CHOOSE BANANA RETNA!!!
*sickening sound of poop goes splat through the air*
Pikachu: PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKACHUUUUUU!!!!!
*Pikachu uses lighting!*
*50 damage to Banana Retna!*
Banana Retna: BAAAAAAA BAAAAAA!!!! OOO OAOOO OO OO O OO!!!
*Banana Retna uses poopy pants attack!*
*500 damage to Pikachu! Pikachu deahd!*
Pikachu: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Nukem Team: YEAAAAAA!!!
Benny: Ewww... What's that smell?
JMB: Hmm.. it smells like...
...To be continued...
50:that smells like..... — sk8er, Mon Jul 30 13:09
Jmb:i really have to go home but everyone keeps bringing me back to this demented place i have no use in the saga so no ileave you all in peace.
[a peice of the poopy pants attack hits jmb and that is his once and only death seeing that he won't want to be revived]
(now the saga appears on the set of the simpsons where Dr. Nishsi finally gets to meet Dr. Nick)
-to be continued
51:[cut to bill cosby] — Nukem, Mon Jul 30 23:51
bill cosby: and the Poke and the mon and the ball and it goes woowooo woo!!!
Scared little child: Mr cosby, thats not like it at all!
[Uses some pokemon move, i don't own the game so i dunno. whatever, it kills bill cosby]
Retna: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Sk8er: HURRAH!
Nukem: and the poke and the mon! hahahahaha! that was sooo funny! he was like spazin' out when he was saying that! did you see his eyes???? hahahahahaha
Sk8er: wait! the kid didn't use any special attack! just waved his hands! Bill Cosby died from a stroke!
Retna: that fast? *farting noises*
Nukem: Quiet you! stop pointing out loop holes in the plot.
Retna: there are so many in this saga it isn't even funny
[Starts dancing with a car, yes car]
Car: vrrrmmm vrrmmmm POOP!
Retna: Mush mushy mush mush!'
Nukem & Sk8er: oh no! not again!
[Retna's head starts to spin and his body shakes, as if he's going to explode!!!!!!]
Retna: uh oh! poopy go boom boom!
...to be continued...
52:retna gone baby? — sk8er, Tue Jul 31 15:12
[retna becomes retarded baby retna]
retardedbabyretna:poopy go boom boom
-to be continued
53:Dadddddy!!!!! — Retna, Tue Jul 31 21:14
BabyRetna: SK8ER!!!! DADDDDDDDY!!!! CHANGE ME DIAPER!!!!
*Hits sk8er with his 50pound rattle!*
...This terrably exiting story to be continued!...
54:not a chance baby — sk8er, Wed Aug 1 11:19
sk8er:no way retna i am no ones daddy
babyretna:googoo damn
55:DNA test time! — Nukem, Wed Aug 1 17:37
DNAman: ok this will only take an hour.
RetardedBabyRetna: poo poo!
Sk8er: shut up!
[RetardedBabyRetna throws 50lb crap filled diaper at sk8er]
Sk8er: AHHHHhHHHHH!!!
Nukem: hahaha!
[One hour later]
DNAman: Ok, the results are back.
Nukem: I bet sk8er is the father.
Sk8er: no way man!
DNAman: sk8er is his father!
RetardedBabyRetna: POOP!!! DADDDDDDYYYYYY!!!!!! BAAAAAANNNNNNAAAAAAANNNNNNAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
[Sk8er becomes BanannaSk8er]
BanannaSk8er: ah!
RetardedBabyRetna: DADDY BANANNA!
Nukem: Oh god this saga is sad.
[RetardedBabyRetna goes to eat BanannaSk8er!!!!]
...To be continued....
NEMB Saga 2: OK
NEMB Saga 2: Bye everyone
*NEMB Saga 2 dies*
57:And thus the saga has ended. In comes new life... — Grim, Fri Aug 3 13:06
For i see in the future... nemb 3! BEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWARRRREE!!!!
THE END
58:Well just cuz the saga's done.... — Nukem, Mon Aug 6 17:41
doesn't mean we can't post here anymore.
WE MUST BEAT THE OLD RECORD!
59:*GIMEEE BA! BA!!! MILK!!! BA BA!!!! — Baby, Mon Aug 6 18:28
*Hits nukem over the head with a trout*
60:Puckdropper!! — sk8er, Mon Aug 13 17:28
(Puckdropper gets a frying pan through the brain)
Sk8er:(grabs puck's neck)puck's not dead puck's not dead puck's not dead open your eyes
Nukem:he's dead dude
sk8er:he's not
Nukem:he is
sk8er:not
Nukem:(yells)HE IS DEAD(as he rips puck's head off of his dead body)
61:*THe saga is over, it's just regular posting now! — Nukem, Mon Aug 13 22:16
62:*Do they owe us a living? — sk8er, Wed Aug 15 21:19
63:*of course they do — sk8er, Fri Aug 17 00:34