{sk8er} *lets start the nemb saga 2 the sequel
{Nukem} It's not like that....
you have to have a message that will start a huge and idiotic response... that
message isn't good enought. But then again by me saying this more people read it
and thus more replies and oh god! It might just start again!
I doubt it though.
{Puck} What the NEMB Saga had was class style, and a story. And it started out
with declaritive statement, then followed by a interrogative statement, then a
smart alecy declaritive statement, and the story began. This is from memory, if
it's inaccurate
{Nukem} That is way wrong man....
it started with benny saying something and then about Retnas refrigerator
burning out at 1 less
than a zigawatts or something.. it started stupid and gained class. (check the
archive)
{benny} i don't think that was me
i don't think i ever posted in the saga, and if i did, it was only at the very
beginning...
{Nukem} *Yeah you said ''mustard or mayo?''
remember when you kept rambling?
{benny} *oh yeah.. that was fun =)
{Nukem} *That whole saga thing was funny...ah.. memorys
Zombie
{Retna} Yes... But I was the main reason for it...
Hail puckdropper... his greatness... spans throughout time... only puckdropper
knows the secrets of the mayo...
hail
zombie
{Nukem} Hey!
you regained individuality and became the zombie of kevin bacon! what are you
doing back as
pucks slave?
*Hits zombie with wand of evilness*
{benny} Don't attack the ZOMBIE!
*grabs nukem's wand away and throws it off of the empire state building*
haha!
*wallop's zombie with 2x4 of goodness&graciousness*
there! the zombie isn't anyone's slave anymore and he is good as well!
(he he he he he he he he he)
{Nukem} What have you done?!?!?!
you just revived Kevin Bacon!
KB: I will destroy you all, after all this goodness and graciac wears off that
is...
Nukem: Never! you shall die again.
[long pause]
Nukem: and again...
[blank stare from KB]
Nukem: what the? I can't move... dumbness over powering.. help.
[silence fills the msg brd]
{Kevin Zombie} The goodness is still here... I must wait longer...AND WHILE I AM
WAITING... YOU ARE UNDER MY POWER!!!!
{Puck} Wrong! You are under my power!!
*KevinZombie bows in submission*
{Kevin Zombie} I... I... I AM A Slayve again!
... Must... resist... no... no... NOOOO.... I BOW TO THE PUCKDROPPER!
the greatness of him is great... hail...
zombie
{Nukem} Right after Kevin Zombie utters these words...
he looses his goodness and becomes evil..
Kevin: haha! your petty powers only make me angyer!!!
Nukem: See puck? this is what happens when you go on that power trip of
yours...
Puck: I see.. but does it really matter?
Nukem: I would say yes seeing that we have a superpowered undead Kevin Bacon
right here.
Puck: what's so bad about that?
Kevin: will you two just shut up?!?!?!? And bow before me!
Nukem: yeah yeah in a sec. what's so bad about that? are you kidding me!
[Kevin just stands there twidling his thumbs]
Nukem: he could easily take over this board! if not the world!
Puck: SO it's already being destroyed! There's no turning back now...
[Benny comes with his 2x4 of goodness&gracious (lol), and beats puck and nukem
over the head]
{Puck} *Nukem is unconcious, but the thickheaded Puck isn't*
*benny keeps hitting Puckdropper, Puckdropper suddenly takes the 2x4 of
goodness&gracious from benny, and beats him with it.*
*benny dies*
*benny is born-again {pun}*
*Puckdropper than takes the 2x4 and his KBZ w/ it. Knocking him silly*
*Puckdropper realizes that this post is all action, and blames it on Nukem.*
{Nukem} Nukem agrees that it's his fault b/c everything always is...
[Nukem wakes up]
Nukem: What the.... (see's Puck beating KBZ)
Kevin Bacon Z: you can't hurt me! i'm already dead!
[then puck wacks off his leg]
[KBZ falls over]
KBZ: Ah! you've humiliated me! how could you do such a thing?
Puck: Nobody likes you! just die already!... die again that is... just die.
Nukem: ????? (lack of intellegence)
KBZ: ahahaha! I have taken Nukems intellegence!
Puck: Huh? what are you talking about? there was intellegence?
Nukem: no.
KBZ: ahhh! my IQ is lowering.... lowering.... lowering.....
[silence fills the room while KBZ falls over dead]
Nukem: errr... that was a short ending to this saga...
Puck: yup... I guess we can leave now.
[KBZ transforms into Bob Saget because of lack of intellegence]
Bob: HEY HEY HEY! Not so fast! I will tie you down and make you whatch
FAFCBYNCM!
(fast as fast can be you'll never catch me)
Nukem & Puck in unison: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Bob: oh look who it is! it's John Stamos!
[enter john stamos]
John: he-
[Sk8er swings in and kicks his head off, killing him instantly.]
[Sk8er leaves]
Nukem: yes!
Bob: no!
John: ....
Bob: makes no difference! I can still destroy you by myself!
Puck: yes!.. oh whoops too late, I mean NO!
-=The Saga continues=-
{Puckdropper} *Shadow steps in*
*shadow changes to 5h4d0w, then JMB, and leaves*
Nukem: What the heck was that all about?
Puckdropper: Ever changing shadow
BS: That's nothing! Watch!
*BS Changes to a new tie*
Puckdropper: That tie's even uglier than the one you had before!
Nukem: And you thought I was stupid!
Puckdropper: You are! But he's not even smart enuf to be stupid!
Nukem: See? I'm not stupid.
Puckdropper: Are too!
*Arguement continues for atleast an hour*
{Nukem} *ACTION HAS SIEST?*
nah!
[conversation nears towards end]
Nukem: I'm not stupider than Bob saget!
Puck: BS!....... is too smarter than you!
[Nukem picks up bennys 2x4 of pain]
[Nukem swings and puck ducks, nukem misses and hits BS]
*BS is unconcence*
{benny} *Check my other post.
{benny} enter me.
*i and my malefluent 2x4 enter behind ol' bobbo.*
CRAAACK!!!
*bobbo falls over*
bobbo: noooo! i'm melting, melting melting
benny: you can't make them watch anything now! hahaha!
bobbo's acid - like pool of his former self bigins to eat through the
floor of the message board. the hole gradually gets larger and larger
and LARGER.
benny:oops. maybe that wasn't the greatest idea.
...
..
.
-=next storyteller=-
{bob-saget-pool-o-goo} *i'm not dead yet
{Nukem} I see...
this big hole in the msg brd!
[Benny runs away]
Nukem: I'll get you for this!
Bob: shouldn't you be facing me when you say that?
Nukem: no, it was bennys fault. everyone knows you melt into a acid goo!
Bob: they do? I didn't even know that
Puck: yeah we forgot to tell you because.... YOUR GAY.
Bob: smack my bolony (said REALLY fast)
[benny comesback]
Nukem: what?
Benny: I heard you! I'll smack you with this!
[points to the almost broken 2x4]
[Benny hits ''bobbo'' but the 2x4 breaks on him]
Benny: noo! my 2x4 of goodness has broken!
Benny: good thing I have... THIS!
[Pulls out Rubber chicken]
Puck: what will that do?
Benny: Just you wait and see...
-=the saga continues=-
{Puckdropper}*Nukem captures benny*
*benny dies* (There's multiple times.)
*BSPOG tries to solidify, hits Nukem in the head*
*Nukem regains intelligence to a point, understands how to stop the stack
errors*
Nukem: I figured it out! I'll use Puckdropper's idea! It'll work!
Puckdropper: How about the password?
Nukem: NO
BSPOG: Remember me?
Nukem: You're a pool-o-goo and you can still talk?
Puckdropper: Wonderful things they're doing with jpgs today.
BSPOG: That's beside the point. I'm going to kill you for this.
*BSPOG slings Goo at Nukem, Puckdropper interveins*
Nukem: Thanks Puck!
Puckdropper: You die the password goes with you. Then my world will certainatley
be destroyed.
Nukem: But it already is, remember?
Puckdropper: By fightable forces, but if you lost the pwd, the forces of
staleness will choke us all to death!!!!
BSPOG: FORCES OF STALENESS HUH? I'll tell you all the jokes you missed!
Nukem: Shut up.
*Andy from Dominos comes in w/ breadsticks*
*Andy throws breadsticks at BSPOG, Nukem, and Puckdropper*
Puckdropper's sis: Good Andy, Bad Pizza.
Puckdropper: I knew she'd be in this. That girl just don't understand the value
of old, even if it works better.
*sk8er skates in, Andy steals his board and does a couple 720s.*
{Nukem}[Bob saget gets mad and divourse bennys body for no reason]
Nukem: that was uncalled for!
Benny: mph mph mmmmmph!!!
Puck: he's still alive!
Nukem: but how bob is acid!
[a silence fills the room while everyone relizes that they are not in kansas
anymore]
[Nukem attempts to click heels]
BOBBLOB: that won't work! your not in Oz! your in HELL!
Nukem: NOOOOOO!!!
Puckdropper: I will use the power of god to destroy you like I did last time!
Nukem: ahh my stomach hurts (for real!)
BobBlob: I am sucking the life out of him now!
Puck: noo! I need the password!
Nukem: n....e....v....e.....r.....
Puck: you piece of..
[beats nukem to death]
Puck: whoops...
[Nukem and benny in heaven/hell]
Nukem: hey this isn't that bad.
Benny: yeah but it sucks when the jerks revive you.
[back to puck and Bob Blob]
Puck: now what am I going to do?
{Puckdropper}*The jerks revive Nukem*
*Nukem returns, but with a small problem. He has benny's head.*
BSPOG: Mutated huh? See what my stale jokes will do?
Puckdropper: Stale jokes can't do a thing. It's all the jerks fault.
Nukem: Puck...the password is...
{benny} suddenly
*suddenly benny's body appears and walks around groping for it's head*
puckdropper: ha - ha.
*in all his grabbing, benny picks up andy(from dominos) and throws it at the
sound of the
laughing.*
*puckdropper ducks and andy hits nukem full force in the head*
*nukem falls through the hole in the board*
nukem:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
puckdropper: now look what you've done benny.
nukem(thinking):i wonder where or if i'll land....
*nukem's head appears and benny finds it and puts it on his shoulders*
benny(thinking): boy does my head feel weird
puckdropper's sis: what's wrong with you people?
Dr. Nishi Simomoto: That's an incredibly long story. you see, it began long ago
when ooooof!
*NBC news afiliate hits the doctor over the edge into the hole*
NBC News afiliate: that should about take care of that.
benny(thinking):now where's my chicken? i was gonna do something cool with
it....
bobbo the blob: i'm still gonna destroy you guys.
puckdropper: whatever.
sk8r:where's my skate?... i'm gonna hurt andy.
resident psychological therapist: skater-type-boy, you have far too much
aggression. you need to
find a new hobbie. let the skate go, join some yoga classes. it'll be good for
you.
puckdropper: who are you?
sk8r:doesn't matter
*sk8r throws the resident psychological therapist through the hole in the
message board*
-=next=-
{Nukem}Phycalogist pulls sk8er down with him...
Sk8er: NOOOOOO! WHY?!?!?
Benny: you deserve that for treatening to kill me so many times..
[cut to Nukem]
Nukem: yawn this is boring...
[looks down]
Nukem: hey! ground!
[slams into ground at 1000000000MPH, but bends and it doesn't hurt]
Puckdropper: Where did you come from?
Benny: Must be a loop, once you fall in you have no where to go but back.
Nukem: so that means the hole isn't bad. it may even help us beat BSPOG!
[Sk8er hits ground but doesn't bend, killing him]
Everyone: hahahahahah.....
Nukem: how will it help us if it only-
Benny (cutting nukem off): Quick! jump in!
[they all jump in and miss BSPOG's acid attack by 0.0000001mm.]
BSPOG: what are the chances of that happening?
[Cut to 3 falling people]
Puck: what are we going to do when we come back?
Benny: i dunno.. maybe he'll leave?
Nukem: what if the ground doesn't bend?
Puck: don't worry it will. I added that option when you told me the password..
Nukem: I didn't tell you the password....
[Ground coming in fast]
-=BUM BUM BAAA!!=-
{Puckdropper}You should have told me the pwd
Puck: Now we're all gonna die!!!
benny: Nukem! Give Puck the PWD. He can save us!
Nukem: Never!
*SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nukem hits ground, nukem dies.*
*Puckdropper stops about 1 inch from ground.*
Puckdropper: good thing I had that puck!
*benny dies*
{Nukem}I don't know how I'm writing this....
[the nietherworld is getting over crowded with people, so they kick benny out]
*Benny crys*
Puck: shut your yappin!
BSPOG: did you guys forget about me or something?
-=you know what to do=-
(I'm out of ideas... someone post something that I could follow after!!)
z{Puckdropper}...
Puck: Of course not. You're no obsticle anyway.
BSPOG: Fine. I'll take you to the big green monster?
Puck: Fenway Park? That's up around Nukem.
BSPOG: No. To the OTHER BIG GREEN MONSTER
Puck: Yuck! Moldy bread!
*Everyone's swept away to a laboritory*
BSPOG: That big green monster
*They look up, and see none other than*
{Nukem}Fenway is in Boston, I live in NY....
{Bennydude}in comes the spychologist
the psychologist fell out of the sky and landed on the bob-type guy
SPLATTT!!! HISSSSS!!! KABOOM!!!!
*the psychologist landed on the blob with a large splat, and then a hiss as the
acid started eating
through everything(again) and then when the acid ate through his giant tums
bottle(he had lots of
heartburn), it all exploded as the basic properties in the antacid neutralized
the acidic properties
of bob*
bob-type-blob:ouch.
puckdropper:i would not have expected that
benny:hey nukem, i'll trade you heads.
nukem:no way, i like this head
*nukem gets up and runs and benny chases him around the mb as if they were
6-year olds*
nukem: run, run, as fast as you can, you'll never catch me, I'm the stinky
cheese man!!!
*unbenownst to the rest of the people at the board, the peices of what was once
known as bob
saget began to slide around the hole in the board, and congregate in a dark,
unsearched
corner.........*
-=next=-
{Puckdropper}*Andy knocks Nukem and benny's heads off.*
*Nukem and benny get their correct head, but the body doesn't math. From the
shoulders down they've got the wrong body*
benny: Not again! Only it's different.
Nukem: How? It's the same thing
Puckdropper: No, You've switched heads the first time, now your heads are right,
and your bodies are wrong.
*A Black Trans-am flashes by with a Texas police car in hot pursuit. The
Trans-am pulls a fancy manuever, and the Texas police car dies. Sheriff Buford
T. Justice gets out and starts cursing*
SBTJ: Junior get out and get some help from these nice people.
Jr: Sure thing Daddy.
*Junior looks at Nukem & benny fighting*
Jr: Daddy, they don't look too nice.
SBTJ: I don't care. Go get one of them.
*BSPOG Reconstructs himself, sees SBTJ*
BSPOG: Cousin Buford. What are you doing here.
SBTJ: Chasing after that #$*# Bandit.
{benny}continuation...
jr: ummm... daddy.... where are we, exactly?
sheriff: i don't know, why would i?
benny: welcome to the board (then to nukem) give me my body back.
nukem: 5 bucks.
*benny begins to chase nukem around the board once again*
benny: come here cheese boy!!!
nukem: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
jr: hey you!
puckdropper: me?
jr: yeah, help us fix our car.
puckdropper: ummm... cars are foreign to me. old computers on the other hand no
problem, but
cars, no way.
*bob-guy and sherriff are conversing in low tones*
jr: hey what you talkin' 'bout?
sherriff: this!
*then the sheriff opens fire on puckdropper*
puckdropper: ahhh!!!
*puckdropper dives out of the way of the bullets, but in so doing jumps through
the hole in the
board*
puckdropper(thinking): here we go again........
*then the black trans-am comes flying by again and runs over the sheriff, jr,
bob-guy, and sk8r....
the car speeds away.*
-=your turn=-
{Puckdropper}The continuation continues
*Puckdropper pulls out his puck and breaks his fall again*
benny: gimme my body back
Nukem: no! It's mine!
*Puckdropper flys out of the whole because of reversed gravity*
*Nukem, benny, puck, sk8er, and all the others involved start to float*
*Buzz the astronaut rushes in*
Buzz: Welcome to space!!!! *Evil Laugh*
{benny}so which buzz the astronaut are you?
buzz: can't you tell little benny?
benny: ummm, how do you know my name?
benny:heyy......
*buzz runs away very fast*
nukem:get him!
puckdropper: why are you attackin buzz?
benny: it's not buzz, it's that bob-type-kevin-type-blob-of-slime-type-guy!
puckdropper: stop him!
*sk8r throws his sk8 (i don't know where he found it)*
*the board hits the bad guy right in the middle and slices him entirely in
half..*
*the two pieces fall to the ground... and then they melt into one big pool of
goo....*
everyone: yeahhh!!! he's defeated.
*they all carry sk8r around on their shoulders...*
nukem: ummm.. you guys...
*the pool starts to raise up in the middle, forming into a slightly humanoid
form, but not quite
right...*
the emerging creature: hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah!!!!!
you cannot stop me now!!!!! i'm invincible!!
*everyone drops sk8r and run 4 their lives*
sk8r:but, but, but.... i thought i was the hero!
everyone else: ahhh!!
benny(thinking):i must find my chicken, i must find my chicken, i must find my
chicken.....
-=somebody post something=-
{Puckdropper}*Buzz the bee flys in from Heaven*
Puckdropper: Hey Buzz the Bee, what's up?
Buzz the bee: buzz!
benny: No, it's that BSPOG guy!
Buzz the bee: buzz?
benny: No, Bob Saget Pool of Goo
Buzz: buzz!
benny: No not buzz! BSPOG!
Puckdropper: Don't you get it, he can't say anything other than buzz. Ever heard
a bee say anything other than buzz?
benny: well no, I guess not.
*BSPOG fully rematerializes*
Nukem: Uh guys...
buzz: buzz!!!
Puckdropper: Oh Shoot!!!
*BANG!!!*
*We look, and Mr ASCII Face has shot his gun.*
*Mr ASCII Face's aim is a little off, as he parted Nukem's hair.*
BSPOG: benny....I have something to tell you....I am your father
-=Next=-
NOTE: Names in { }'s are the name of the person who posted and the text after was the subject of the post. Regular :'s are conversations within the post.