NEMB SAGA
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[Retna] Mustard... It takes good
[Nukem] don't you mean ''tastes good''? not ''takes good''
[Puckdropper] He means takes good. Retna can't afford Yellow ink for his printer
[Nukem] Would that even work???
[Puckdropper] Course it does. Uses 1.3 jigawatts of electricity from that Plutonium supply to print. Retna's still working on getting the print head up to 88 MPH, but it overheats at 87, and quits.
[Nukem] So put it in the refrigerator to cool off!
[Puckdropper] Did that the last time. Fridge took off in time. That's what hit you in the head, Nukem, It was Retna's timetraveling fridge.
[Nukem] Then how would it get it's velocity??
[Puckdropper] Well, due to the earth's rotation, and fridge, since the earth moves, and Retna's place is on a mountain, the fridge was transported in time, and dropped several thousand feet onto your head.
[Nukem] Wow, that's amazing, how do you know so much?
[Puckdropper] Yoda told me what Retna was doing.
[Nukem] Yoda died! remember? it was the 2nd or 3rd one!
[Puckdropper] So? He sent me a tape, telling the future at the time.
[Nukem] But star wars is in the far future! Yoda hasn't been born!
[Puckdropper] But he sent the tape back in time.
[Nukem] he lived in a swamp... were is the time machine!??! wait! there were no time machines in Star Wars!!! and if there were those swamp monsters would have eaten it... I know what your going to say, ''he used the force''...
[Puckdropper] He built the time machine, and discovered the force. That's what sent the tape back in time.
[Nukem] he doesn't have any electronics to build a time machine!!
[Puckdropper] He used the available stuff, & it was pwrd by the force
[Nukem] I'm sure vines would do the trick! haha
[Puckdropper] Vines and the force.
[Nukem] I thought the force would be... ummm... better....
[Puckdropper] Well, the vines had to help Yoda channel the force. It was when it discovered the force.
[Nukem] I think yoda was drinking too much of that water... and the force is nothing but an illusion... haha, that would be funny.
[Puckdropper] Maybe your just an illusion, Nukem
[Nukem] Maybe that movie wasn't a true story! ha, yeah righ...
[Puckdropper] Perhaps it was "historical fiction"
[Nukem] Don't you mean future-fiction... because it is in theFutur
[Puckdropper] Historical fiction can be set in anytime If you wanted to write a book about events happening in 2525, and based it on the Y2k bug, it's historical fiction under the loose use of the term.
[Nukem] yes, but if yoda's head exploded....I don't know were I'm going with this either....
[Puckdropper] If Yoda's head exploaded, the force would channel the knowledge to another person. Wise Man [trained by Yoda] more than likely
Zombie: I post for the cause of Puckdropper...
[Nukem] Retna stop already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zombie: I am not Retna...
[Nukem] YOUR KEVIN BACON!!!!! NOO! This wiseman is well, is unreal! Yoda, would probably just splatter all over Luke Skywalker... and then luke would think something like ''maybe if I eat the remains of yoba or what ever his name was, I will be a great jedi!'' So, thus making me the wise man! (how? i dunno....)
[Puckdropper] More like Wiseguy
[Zombie] Great one! Have mercy on me!
[Nukem] More like a certain zombie is going to shut up before I... rip his head off!!!! AHHHHHHH!!! HE'S DRIVING ME INSANE!!!! YOBO SAVE ME!!!!
[Puckdropper] *Zombie discovers force once head is ripped off*
*Head Reataches*
Zombie: I'm Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Puckdropper: He has the force!!! Uh Oh
[Nukem] *the force is too strong, zombie becomes independent!*
NOOOOOO!!!
[Puckdropper] I was afraid of that!!!!!!
Yoda!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Yoda] You must use the force, young Puckdropper, I'm busy doing Yoga
Puckdropper: I can't! The Zombie is too strong!!!
Yoda: Then Puckdropper, the force must be combined to defeat the zombie
[Nukem] NOT SO FAST! AHA! *smashed yobo in the head w/ a shovel* killing him ofcourse
YO!
there you happy?!??!?!
[Zombie] NO NOT HAPPY!!! I MUST TAKE NAME FOR MYSELF
I CHOSE....I CHOSE KEVIN BACON
[Nukem] NO NOT SATAN HIMSELF!!!!
Puckdropper: there's only one thing that can save us now
[Nukem] Misguilded Benny!!!
[Kevin Bacon Zombie] Hehe the apes killed benny
[Nukem] NOOOO! BAD KEVIN! BAD! GO LAY DOWN! GO!
*kevin bacon wimpers and walks away...*
[Puckdropper] *Sees Nukem stick tounge out at KB*
Puckdropper: [Wondering aloud] What'd Nukem do?
Nukem: I simply used my delete program.
Puckdropper: Wow, wish I'd though of that.
[Voice over as scene fades out]
"There's only one problem that Nukem and Puckdropper did not see. By using the delete program, Nukem also deleted the force itself, which has rendered almost everything useless" the Narator said with a narritive voice.
[Fade in: Jurassic Park, all the dinos are going wild, and eating tourists by the handful]
[Nukem] And Then......
(ok, I see now we've traveled into story mode like me,boingo,zack,finite,and ferrari did over at www.newdoom.com)
*With those kind words, another torist is gobbled up*
Puckdropper: oh no! I fogot my shoe!
Nukem: I bet you $50 you can make it...
*Nukem thinking either way, he wins*
Puckdropper: deal!
*puck runs like light, then falls, tumbles, and killes a couple of raptors*
[aduiance laughs]
Nukem: I guess that was for the best....
*puckdropper returns with no shoes*
Nukem: hmm... I guess my plan failed..
*run's 50MPH (ha, yeah right) into the woods so he doesn't have to pay Puck his $50*
[to be continued...]
[Puckdropper] *Nukem runs farther*
*Puckdropper rus after him at 60mph with a 120 second delay*
++How far will it be before Puckdropper catches nukem?++
Nukem: Fast as fast can be! Never catch me!
Puckdropper: Oh yes I will!! I almost have!!!!
*Puckdropper catches Nukem, gets his $50 realizes they're lost*
[As they walk, the scene changes to something like out of Star Wars]
Nukem: Do you know where we are Puck?
Puckdropper: No, it looks like something out of Star Wars though. Kinda swampy.
Look!!! On that Log!!!!
Thing on the log: Come Puckdropper, Come Nukem. I have been expecting you.
[Nukem] I should kill you for that quote!
[quoting from America's Funnest Home Video, with bob saget, or America's Funnest People, has another person from full house, is prohibated on this web site! I HATED THAT STUPID DEER SQUIRRAL GUY!!! DIE!, anyway back to the story]
Nukem: It's YOBA/YOBO/JOBO!!!! he will save us!
YOBA/YOBO/JOBO: No, I am not here to save you, hell we're on Hoth, I'm freezing my @$$ off!
Puck: I thought we were in the woods!
Benny's Ghost (AKA obi-wan): No, your run made the force, what's left of it that is, teleport you to Hoth.
Nukem: What you talkin' bout benny?
*YOBA/YOBO/JOBO hit's nukem upside the head, with a rock*
[nukem fall unconscience]
Benny's Ghost: YOBA/YOBO/JOBO you killed Nukem!
YOBA/YOBO/JOBO: No, just shut him quoted Dif'rent Strokes!
*YOBA/YOBO/JOBO hit's puck upside the head, with a taser*
[Puck fall to the ground in a big sezier]
Benny's Ghost: YOBA/YOBO/JOBO you....
*thud*
[benny is dead, again!]
YOBA/YOBO/JOBO: HAHA!, I shall use thier skins for warmth!
TO BE CONTINUED!!!
[i'm not going to end that command! BREWHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!]
[Puckdropper] *Nukem wakes up pulls out FAT12*
YOBA/YOBO/JOBO: [Sarcastically] Oh no! FAT12!!!!!!!!! I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOO Scared.
*Nukem uses FAT12 to create FAT16, benny comes back to life*
YOBA/YOBO/JOBO: What????!!!! I killed him!!!!!
benny in first speaking part: No you only destroyed my boot record. Thanks to Nukem and FAT16, I'm alive!!!!
Nukem: HAHAHA!!!! This is better than a m16!
*YOBA/YOBO/JOBO Tries to use the force to destroy FAT16*
*FAT16 is stronger, and knocks YOBA/YOBO/JOBO into one called: JOBA*
JOBA: AUGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nukem: Why's Puckdropper not up? He's missing all the fun!
*benny pushes buttons on wrist device, shadow appears*
*Shadow installs patch with FAT16 to bypass 512MB limit*
*Puckdropper gets up*
Puckdropper: I'm BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nukem: It's about time! *shadow returns to wherever he was* You've missed most the battle!!
JOBA: FOOLS!!!! THE BATTLE IS FAR FROM OVER!!!!
*Blows on some whistle thingy*
To be continued
[Retna] *Retna flies in!*
JOBA: I will destroy you Retna!
Retna: Ohhhh! I am SOOOO scared!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
*JOBO uses the dark side to kill Retna*
Retna: NOOOOOOOOO! * *
[Retna] ....... good.... bye... Nu...k...u..........m....
.....good.... bye.... Pu.....k...d...r..............
[Nukem] *Retna, you died fast...*
Nukem: hmmm, that was a fast here and dead thing...
Puckdropper: yes it took 10.624 seconds!
[while nukem and puckdropper are talking about how fast retna died Benny joins forces with JOBA]
Benny: Brewhaha! I thank you for brining me back, now I will destroy all!
[shadow apears for a second...]
Shadow: benny, you never talk like that!
Nukem: hey! I'm writing this! I get to deside how he talks! change it on yours!
[shadow get's mad and leaves...]
JOBA: hey! what the hell? why are you here, claiming to be on my side?
Benny: it's all part of my huge plan to get you to trust me and then when your least expecting it....
*BAM!*
[JOBA kills benny again, but this time not even FAT16 can bring him back...]
Nukem: Look! Retna's leg is twitching!
Puckdropper: He might still be alive!
[JOBA swiftly runs away un noticed...]
To be continued...
[Retna] *twitch*... *twitch*...
Retna: I... I... I'M ALIVE! NOW TO GET MY REVENGE!
*Retna runs though the woods chasing after JOBO*
JOBO: You will NEVER CATCH ME!!!
Retna: DYE JOBO.... DYE!!!!!
JOBO: AHHHHHHH!
Meanwhile...
Nukem: Puck, the force is strong in you!
Puckdropper: I know. I will rule the world someday...
*Zombie jumps out of the woods!*
Nukem: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Kevin Bacon Zombie Without a Head: (The Force is talking for him) I worship your greatness, Puckdropper... But that WILL NOT STOP ME FROM KYLLING YOU ALL!
[To be continued...]
[Nukem] *Scary stuff...*
Nukem: Kevin, if your going to kill us, why even bother worshipping?
KBZWFTFH (kevin bacon zombie with force talking for him): Right... so how shall I kill first?
Puckdropper: how about JOBA
[meanwhile...]
Retna: Ha! I got you!
JOBA: NOOOOOO!!!
[retna jabs a sword into JOBA's head, where did he get the sword I don't know...]
[retna walks away but joba isn't dead...]
To be continued...
[Puckdropper] *Joba runs far foot prints leaving 3 and 2 in the ground*
Retna: Look! His foot prints left 3 and 2 in the ground!
Puckdropper: That's it!! FAT32!!
*Puckdropper Creates FAT32*
*benny resurected again*
Nukem: What? Not again!!! *Kills benny*
BS [Bob Saget]: Now Nukem that wasn't very nice.
Nukem: So what? I don't care! benny's been killed 3 times already!
BS: Still that wasn't very nice. Appolligize Nukem.
Nukem: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[When Joba Ran black hole from dark side was created]
*BS sucked into black hole*
black hole: burp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*black hole closes*
Retna: Looks like where rid of him!
Nukem: Good!
*Time passes No one does a thing cause they know Joba will return*
*Benny comes back to life*
Nukem: I thought I killed you!!!
benny: You only crashed my Operating System it's taken me this long to reboot!
Nukem: Will you ever stay dead???????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
benny: nope
Puckdropper: Just like a good IBM XT. Often attempted to be injured, never is.
Nukem: Yeah, um how did you get that sword, Retna?
Retna: Editing Mistake--In my favor.
*Jackrabbit runs by*
Jackrabbit: Fast as fast can be! Never catch me!
*Blackhole opens up, captures Jackrabbit*
Blackhole: Fast as fast can be! I just caught you! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*Upon eating two bad things blackhole reverses to be powered by the force BS and Jackrabbit and one other creature come out*
Puckdropper: If one more thing goes in, the hole will be empty.
*Sounds of Joba returning are heard*
To be continued by another person.
[Nukem] *BS and FAFCBYNCM are one!*
Puckdropper: I will stay quiet, even when I type!
Nukem: yes, your diolog in this ''story'' has greatly decreased!
[retna swings the sword around, you know, testing it out, but misses and chops Benny's head off]
Puckdropper: Not again!
[benny's body and head fly into the black hole, completing it's evil deeds and making BS and Fast as Fast can be, also benny one big monster]
Nukem: you know, I don't know why we keep saving him! this is the second time his gone to the dark side!
Retna: I feel like a cracker.
[Joba and Super Big monster (benny, bob, and squirral) jump back from the black hole]
[some where far off a person pee's their pants... realavant? no.]
Puckdropper: oh no! he's grown 50000000000X in size! or if we were in QB it would make an equation instead of letting you keep your number but if I changed the program to grate cheese and then used Shadow as a power source while eating 5.2 gallons of Shamrice.....
[retna and nukem just ignore his babblings..]
Super big Monster (SBM): WILL YOU SHUT UP! FIRST IT'S TOO LITTLE TALKING NOW TO MUCH MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!!
Nukem: Right... ok, from now on, Joba can't talk.
JOBA: ???????
SBM: NO! how can my master tell me what to do?
Puckdropper: I am your master now!
Retna: No your not! JARED WILL SAVE US ALL!
Nukem: Retna, the guy eat's subs and stays ''thin'' I don't see how that's going to help us.
Next person to type: I DO!
to be continued...
[Puckdropper] *No action here, more talk*
Retna: NO! NO! NO! Not that Jared! That Jared!
*Points to hill*
*Jolly Green Giant walks over hill*
Jolly Green Giant (JGG): What seems to be the problem here?
Bystander: He's gonna destroy the good guys!!!
JGG: Which he? Him? *Points to Nukem*
Bystander: No! Him! *Points to bad guys*
JGG: Oh, by the way, you've won a new car! Ho Ho Ho!!!
Bystander w/ new car: Thanks!! *Drives off*
*Bad guys get mad, start getting really hot, starting to melt*
[Nukem] *More melting bad guy than you can shake a stick at*
[the bystander crashes into the nereast tree and thinks he's Bob saget]
Nukem: wait! you have to say the JGG saying first!!!
JGG: oh ok, Ho, ho, ho! Green Gypsy!
[everybody is dumbfounded, and they have no idea why JGG said that but then...]
Benny's left ear: He's not the real green gaint!
Retna: hey, maybe your right...
Nukem: hey! not talking to the enemy!
BLE and Retna: sorry...
Puckdropper: oh no! JOBA melted into the ground! and now the Green Gypsy melted too! oh no! my feet have melted to the clouds!
Nukem: the clouds? do you mean the clog's your wearing?
Puckdropper: no! the clouds! haven't you noticed I've been upside down and 100 miles away for about 1/2 an hour now!
Everybody at once: no.
[jared come running from the woods with a subway in his hand, it also apears that he is now about 1 ton!]
Retna: looking buff jared!
Nukem: no he's not! he resembles a school bus!
Puckdropper: this could work to our advantage!
[SBM melts into the ground...]
Retna and Nukem: how?
[Puckdropper] *Pinky and Brain jump out of Jared's sandwich*
Brain: Ahhhhh my plan worked. All that's evil is melting, pinky.
Pinky: Uh Brain, Puckdropper's not evil. Narf!
Brain: I know that Pinky, but he's getting in the way of my world domination!!!
Pinky: Oh Ok. [To audience: I don't know what he ment, but last time I argued he almost killed me. Narf!]
*Cut to Good Feathers Fighting*
*Godpigeon enters: Good Feathers Stop Fighting, kiss his feet*
Godpigeon: whsoy asgous woue wowue woeewww wwwwowowowoww ouaww
Translator: The Godpigeon says that we should not be fighting amonst ourselves, but for the good of the free world!!
*Cut to Nukem*
Nukem: Must stop Puckdropper from melting!!! *Creates HPFS*
Puckdropper: Thank you Nukem,
*runs circles around SBM, frees benny*
benny: Thank Goodness I'm free!
*God pigeon flys over to branch near benny, scares him to death*
Puckdropper: Not again!!
*Yakko, Wakko and Dot run across screen, chased by policeman*
*Cut to Pinky and Brain*
Brain: Oh No Pinky! He has HPFS!!!
Pinky: What's that Braing? Hyper Personality Funk Sylabol? Narf!
Brain: No Pinky, That's High Performance File System! Puckdropper is unstoppable!!
Pinky: Narf!
*Theme song plays*
*Little boy comes out of house*
Little Boy: Ok so one time Randy Beaman...
-=What did Randy Beamon Do?=-
Find out next time on: *Music* The Nukem Enterprises Message Board Saga!!
To be continued, after this friendly message from Pinky.
Pinky: Narf!
[Nukem] *What Randy Beaman did*
Nukem: a long time ago in a galaxy far far a near, Randy ....
*cut to dancing migit*
Dancing Migit: lalalalala!!!
*cut back to nukem*
Everyone: Oh that's gross!
*retna barfs. Benny pukes himself to death*
Puckdropper: benny isn't very lucky is he?
Retna: no...
Nukem: Puckdropper, maybe you should lay of the cocai... errr. I mean WB.
Puckdropper: huh? what are you talking about?
Retna: you have to agee, that last part of the ''saga'' was well...
Pinky: wierd! *Na-hackem!*
Puckdropper: hey that's not what pinkey says!
Nukem: he was about to say it buy a karate chopped him in the throat.
Retna: that wasn't nice.
Nukem: it had to be done.
[puckdropper, how did you run around SBM when he was melted into the ground? ah, oh well]
[Nukem makes Nukem's Un-delete Program 3.2]
[Un-delete brings Benny back to life again]
JOBA: brehahaha! I shall destroy the ground with my new friend Jolly Green Gypsy! BREWHAHAHAHAHa!!!!
Everyone: nooooooo!!!
[ground starts to shake and I'm out of ideas....]
to be continued...
[Puckdropper] *Cut to Kitchen*
Joba enters with Marshmellow bunnies, and benny, tied up.
*Joba starts expirements with bunnies, creates webpage*
See Webpage
*Benny gets killed by radiation from Microwave*
Joba: HA! Killed again! Will he ever learn?
JGG: No
Joba: How'd you get in here?
JGG: From the door.
Joba: Well go out that very same door, slave.
JGG: No. You are my slave now.
Joba: NO!! *Throws radioative Benny at JGG*
Joba: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Dies from picking up radio active benny*
JGG: HA HA HA!!!! *Benny hits him JGG Dies instantly*
[Nukem: After the melting, benny's atoms where lighter than the others. The whirling wind picked benny's atoms up, and reassembled his parts. Just lucky I guess.]
*After hitting JGG, benny lands on stone table*
*Stone table cracks, benny isn't there anymore*
Pink Bunny who wasn't expirimented on: What happened you see, is when benny killed both Joba and JGG, the evil in the world was destroyed, so going the Dark Magic of Death. benny has been transplated back onto earth, into his bed, and when he wakes up, he'll think this all a bad dream.
Nother Pink Bunny: The real Yoda was restored, and the force recreated. Nukem, Retna, and Puckdropper saw all this happening from where they were.
*Cut to Nukem*
Nukem: But how did benny come back to life?
Yoda: After the Dark Magic was destroyed, the Magic of Light was allowed to finally show through benny. The Magic of Light, which is of life brought benny back to life. He won't be killed again.
Puckdropper: So the force Didn't do this?
Yoda: The force was created with the Magic of Light, It by itself cannot fight the Dark Magic, so the Magic of Light had to.
Retna: So was the force actually destoryed?
Yoda: No, the force was not actually destroyed. It was put into hiding to save it. I was put into hiding also.
Retna: And the Brain?
Yoda: He'll try to take over the world again tomorrow night.
Nukem: But what about BS? Can't he still come back to life?
Yoda: No, he was erased.....from existance.
*They continue talking*
*Cut to Kevin Bacon Zombie, alive, and running around the earth creating havoc*
The NEMB Saga isn't over yet!
Until Next time, and Let the force be with you!
[Nukem] *it's almost over...*
[board falls from benny's roof killing him]
*cut to kevin bacon*
KBZ: moooooooaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn
People: ahhhh!!
[KBZ rips JTT's head off]
People: hurray!
KBZ: grrrr!!!'
People: noooo!!!
[yoda's head explodes for real this time]
Nukem: whoa!
Retna: what about Kevin bacon?
Nukem and Puckdropper: who?
[retna remindes all of forgotted KBZ]
Nukem: oh yeah! might as well fight him...
Puckdropper: to the blast cannon!
Retna: huh?
Puckdropper: yes it's right over here.. it will send us to the city were KBZ is..
Retna: ok *jumps in*
[cannon fires but it rips retna to peices..]
Nukem: yeah that was a good idea puck....
Puckdropper: well so much for the cannon, I guess we shall walk.
[new monster formes from KBZ because he killed so many people... his name is SuperKBZ.]
to be continued...
I can't think of anything!!!
[Retna] * and bluddy ooze is everywhere!*
Nukem: Man... Retna sure made a mess
Puckdropper: It's all good, Nukem. Retna held in his innereds and bluddy intestines the Secret Power of the Force! We can now harness it to destory SuperKBZ!
Nukem: HOW???
*Blue light suddenly fills the room and Retna and Yoda appear*
Retna: The blast cannon has been increased to 978475X it's origanal POWER now!!!
Yoda: (Now a Zellot for THE FORCE) BLESSED BE THE FORCE! PRAISE TO IT! MAY WE BE UNITED IN IT'S RELIGION! THE ZOMBIE WILL BE OUR FIRST SACRIFICE!
SuperKBZ: UGUGUGU AHHHHHHHH!!!
*SuperKBZ runs toward everyone at 100MPH!!!*
Yoda and Retna: USE THE FORCE! USE THE FORCE!
To be continued....
[Puckdropper] *Cut to benny, hurt, but not dead*
benny: What happened?
*Rubs head*
benny: that dream hurt.
*Cut to Nukem, Puck, Retna, Yoda*
Puckdropper: Retna, last time the cannon blew you to smitherines, and now it's stronger?
Retna: Yep
Puckdropper: What's the point in that?
*SKBZ Rushes onward*
*SKBZ Steps on a crack*
*Satan appears before SKBZ, stopping him*
Satan: You broke my back! You must pay!
*SKBZ is killed instantly by the Satan*
Satan: Now I shall rule the earth! You will all be my slaves!
*Puckdropper knowing there's no other way to prevent being enslaved by Satan, kneels and prays*
*Retna and Yoda try to use the force, but are unsuccessful*
*With Puckdropper's praying, Satan starts to get very nervous.*
*After about a minute or so, Puckdropper gets up and rebukes Satan*
Satan: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Satan turns and runs*
Everyone: Praise Puckdropper!!!v
Puckdropper: No!!!! Do not praise me! I was not the one who saved you. Praise your real hero, Jesus Christ!
*The NEMB Saga has ended. Remember that there is nothing more powerful than a strong belief in God, and the power of prayer.*
[Nukem (Always wants the last word -ed)*The mass has ended let us go in peace...*
5X5 is horsy goes off a cliff
or
y = 5 * 5v
x = ''is horsy goes off a cliff
print y ;""; x
END
(this part was off to the side...)
[Retna] *Bob Sagot appears out of nowhere*...
*Bob Sagot talks to Zombie in a nice way*
Sagot: We should talk about our fealings...
Zombie: AHHHHH! NOOOOOOO!
[Falls to the ground ...]
Sagot: Nukem, I want you to like me. Let's talk and be friends.
*Sagot extends his hand toward Nukem wanting to handshake*...
*Nukem looks at the hand*...
[THE DRAMATIC CONCLUTION... To be continued....]
[Nukem] *Nukem takes out a knife and cut's Bob's hand off...*
bob then almost bleeds to death but runs away...
-=see newer post.=-
If you think the Saga is Over, but don't understand it, that's because there's so many more posts than Nukem Didn't copy. -Puckdropper Editing New Version Of Saga
Answer to unanswered question: It took Puck 12 minutes to catch Nukem. In that time they traveled 10 miles.